Packing Strategy

I've decided upon a new strategy for getting through airports without suffering equipment attrition at the hands of overzealous security officers with a penchant for confiscating my junk...make them laugh:

Simpsons ziploc bag
New packing strategy: Make security people laugh

I figure, instead of trying to have logical discussions about why carrying a few loose screws isn't actually a problem (i.e., banging my head against a titanium wall), I may have better luck by playing off of the universal appeal of The Simpsons.

I know, I know. It's a cheap trick, but hey, if it works, my life will be so much less stressful.

I mean...what security guard in their right mind is going to confiscate something in a ziploc bag with Bart and Lisa holding up my name? Am I right?

I guess I'll find out soon enough.