So I'm cruising along, and I see a blue whale take a massive dump. Naturally, I get in and swim through it:
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The unexpected, and entertaining part of the experience though, was that my (previously dignified) friend Serene also jumped in and swam through the pungent potage.
After we got back on the boat, she said: "That has to be the grossest thing I've ever done."
To which my reply was: "See how much your life has improved since getting to know me?"
(Julia also jumped in, but I already expected nothing less from her.)