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Level 4.5

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 by tony

From an elevator in Fortune Town in Bangkok. I was tempted to take a look on Level 4.5, but decided not to risk getting stuck in limbo.

Top 10 Differences Between Lenses and Love

Thursday, November 1st, 2007 by tony

While searching for an article on one of my hard disks, I came across a long-forgotten folder submerged in the depths of the “organisation” system on my computer. Among the bits and pieces in the folder was this Top 10 list I barely remember writing.
Top 10 Differences Between Lenses and Love
10. You can sell a [...]

Apple Takes a Bite

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 by tony

This is a screenshot from cnet news, with an embedded video of Steve Jobs announcing OS X Leopard at WWDC yesterday. The caption for the video reads:

Jobs takes jab at Vista
At the Apple Worldwide Developers Conference in San Francisco, CEO Steve Jobs takes a swipe at Microsoft by announcing Leopard is being released in different [...]

Podcast: Durian Wars

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 by tony

Sometimes, even the most simple of tasks can become quite a challenge. Recently in Bangkok, a friend was having trouble opening a durian fruit, so I offered to lend a hand.
More friends were on hand to watch and record our herculean struggle on video. They were only using a small still camera, the Canon [...]

Not Quite Shakespeare

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007 by tony

Back in the days when I had a respectable office job, I got bored a lot. (I’m sure this never happens to anyone else with respectable office jobs.) So I kept myself mentally occupied by thinking of new projects, sorting out lists of clients I needed to touch base with, and occasionally, just daydreaming (ok, [...]

Modern Art

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007 by tony

While on a business trip to Seattle a few years ago, I stayed with a friend, at another friend’s house. One afternoon, our friend drove us around for a tour of the town.
In a particularly scenic and quaint neighborhood, she parked her shiny, clean white VW beetle under a row of trees, and we [...]

Practical Advice

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007 by tony

Here’s an example of practical advice.
This is a sign on a pole in a train station in Tokyo. Loosely translated, it says, “Watch out for pigeon sh*t”, with the exclamation point serving the dual function of emphasising the admonition, and also directing the reader to look up.
Tell-tale multi-coloured, multi-shaped splotches on the floor [...]

Rueing Ruminants

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 by tony

The Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO, part of the United Nations) has released a report indicating that cattle are a more significant contributor to greenhouse gas emissions than the entire transportation industry.

Stained Grass

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 by tony

Another amusing sign in Japan, this one announcing the opening of a stained grass museum. From the outside, the museum actually looks quite posh, so you’d think they could have afforded a proofreader, or at least a dictionary! But I haven’t actually gone inside, so for all I know there could actually be tinted vegetation [...]

Making Friends

Sunday, October 15th, 2006 by tony

I was looking through more photos from my recent trip to North Sulawesi, and came across this, which I had completely forgotten about!
A few minutes into a dive at the Sahaung II dive site in Bangka, I felt a strange sensation on one my legs, sort of a repetitive nibbling feeling. Of course, since I [...]

Speaking in Tongues

Tuesday, July 4th, 2006 by tony

One of the great things about travelling all over the world is that I’ve been able to pick up bits and pieces of different languages — often just enough to get myself into trouble, but not enough to dig myself out.